Aku tengah marah

*Mamak, saya pinjam gambar ini dari awak ye :)*

Buat apa suruh aku call kau jika kau nak buang duit aku je?

Setiap kali attendance hilang, semua nak cari aku. Ye, memang tu tanggungjawap aku sebagai group manager to make sure that all the attendances, the logs, are sent in at the end of the posting. Setiap kali pun aku buat macam tu. Tak pernah aku lambat hantar, tak pernah aku simpan jadi pekasam, takde maknanya.

But EVERYTIME lepas aku hantar, lepas 3 bulan, korang yang kat office tu semua nak call aku, nak tanya aku mana attendance, mana log. Macam sial. Kalau korang yang hilangkan, korang la punya pasal. Kenapa aku yang nak duduk exam tak berapa lama lagi ni, korang nak susahkan? Takde otak ke?

Pastu, korang suruh aku call korang. Weii, guna otak la. Mak aku bayar duit bill aku. Aku belum kerja lagi pun. Korang yang dah bekerja tu, takleh nak bayar ke? Takleh nak call ke? Duit banyak2 simpan buat apa? Bawa masuk kubur ke? Serious tak boleh pakai betul la.

Bila dah hilang macam ni, kau nak salahkan aku? Salahkan lah... aku memang dah tak tau nak cakap macam mana lagi dah.

Korang buat aku tension tau.

Boleh blah tak?

Spotted

At first only one appeared on my upper arm. I thought it might be a bug bite or something.

Few days later, more spots emerged. They are all over my body. Couldn't be bug bites because I wear tops to cover myself.

Now, there are more emerging.

What the hell is this?!?!?

At this rate, I will come down

Fuel price: Just increased, yet again....

Food price: increased because of the fuel price....

Ticket price: remains stagnant....only for now....

Amenities price: increasing without your knowledge...

Everything is going up, high rises, prices, lifestyles. Sad thing is, mentality is the same. Stagnant as always.

Weird ain't it?

note: my allowance price???? errkkk.... X_x

They shouldn't be alive

I have been reading the papers lately and there are many reports on murders, mass murders, bombing and all that. Most of the victims are innocent people that just pass through your lives without any trouble. Sad ain't it'?

But people like this smart ass, who parks as if he/she retarded or something, and make the other cars suffer under the hot scorching sun, this kind of people should be shot in the head.

OMG! farking irritating.

Shame on you KDU!

I went to the SCHOOL OF HOSPITALITY, TOURISM, AND CULINARY ARTS of KOLEJ DAMANSARA UTAMA, today and expected them to be full of courtesy as they are educating people to be in the line that has a lot to do with dealing with people. But the kind of reception that I had duly received today was so off, I thought I had mistakenly walked into a jail house where all the people working in there are just so damn vile ( I wouldn't actually know but I assumed so after watching Lady Gaga's "Telephone").

The School's admin and its examination division is just side by side. But they do not COMMUNICATE with each other AT ALL! When I went into the school, the receptionist said: "I don't know, we don't deal with this. Go ask next door", while she sat her fat ass on her chair. And after awhile, when I had to deal with her again, to see someone that I have no idea how she looks like, the receptionist was in such a hurry to go out to lunch to feed herself so that her fat ass gets fatter, that she just told me off to go into the office and ask someone else.

I did a little runaround and they tested my patience, yes they did. But my Ma did not teach me to be rude. So, I complimented their hostility with a smile and good manners.

They should be rightly name as SCHOOL OF HOSTILITY, TAUNTS, and CUNT ARTS.

In the dark

The notice has been up for a few days but only today that it dawned on me: we are going to be in the dark for a solid 11 hours on Sunday, July 4th 2010.

The WHOLE of Taman Tun Dr Ismail will be cut off from electrical supply from 8am-7pm.

Any idea where i should be heading to spend my Sunday?

The hospital perhaps? Gawwwssshhhh!!! I need to get a life!

No wonder you are lonely.

Have you wonder why people just don't acknowledge your presence anymore? Do you ever feel that people just don't love you as much as when you a bubbly little girl who will just snuggle up to anyone for comfort.

Please don't wonder anymore. Because it is clear that people didn't change, but you did. You became oblivious what does living in a community means. You think your friends are there and that is enough. But do think again. They might be around just because you are living the life, and not because they truly want to be your friend.

Anyway, what were you thinking when you were caught up in your own world, listening to God knows what, while everyone else, even the younger ones were wishing for only good things to happen? Oh, let me guess. You must think it is cool do be hooked on your gadget that, by the way, everyone else has it too. Or you might think it is cute and adorable to be the odd one out?

Dude, you are so damn rude, I could easily find your name under the definition of RUDE.

How to lose a client in one sentence

I must admit, I am a sucker for anything that is either free or on promotion.

So I was watching Astro and then I saw that New York Skin Solutions was doing a promotion. They ask us to SMS our name and we will get a free treatment. Of course I want it. The active word there is FREE! So, I SMSed my name and waited for their call. Eventually they did call me and we set up an appointment for me today.

Happily, I went there. It was a really good facial treatment, I could really see the difference. And of course, nothing is ACTUALLY free in this world. After my session, the supervisor was coaxing me into paying for further treatments and stuffs. Even gave me a students' price and package. I was really roped into taking the offer but obviously, as someone who is currently not earning for herself, I need to consult Ma, who will undoubtedly be paying :P

And that Bitch of a consultant, I think her name is Stacy, this was what she said to me: "Why you have to ask your mother. You cannot make decision on your own is it?"

Hey Bitch, I am not earning and she is paying for my life right now. Unless you want to pay for me, then you can say that. Or else, shut that fake face of yours.

New York Skin Solutions at the Curve has no manners at all and no customer satisfaction!

BIZandry VS EZEE

Remember the post that I did earlier entitled "Blow me", regarding what I caught a couple doing in a T-SHIRT shop??

Well, here's the thing. The first picture below, was the design proposed to me by BIZandry. I already told them EARLIER that I wanted my T to be DIGITAL PRINT and I want it in colour. They say that they can do it, that it will be no problem, all the promises of a business.


I was even told to pay a deposit, which I did immediately on the day that I discussed what I wanted. They say that they will send me the proposed design and then we will proceed from there. A week passed and nothing was sent to me. But on the day that I caught the couple having fun in that shop, he immediately told me that he already sent the mail and showed me the design.

Obviously I was already really disgusted with what I saw and was angry that he was too busy with "something else" to concentrate on my orders.

So fine. I hunted for another shop.

This design was proposed to me exactly TWO DAYS after I went and told them what I wanted. Happy? Of course I am!


They are more serious with their job and obviously the know that the shop is intended for serious business only and not free-show genital fun.

So, it is only mandatory for me to continue my business with EZEE. At least I know that my T-shirts will not be covered in sperm.

EZEE Management Services & Trading
Stadium Darul Aman, Alor Setar
TEL:04-7305445 / 0124026279
EMAIL: ezeestadium@yahoo.com.my

Shame on you BIZandry.

So what if I have put on weight?

Yes, I admit, since the last 3 years that I was aneroxic, now I have put on weight. A significant amount of weight, I might add.

And yes, I hear the comments, the taunts about me putting on weight. But let me put this to your face: "So what, Bitch?"

Even with these spare tyres, these flabby thighs, this big junk, I still manage to withstand an hour-long strenuous aerobics, I can still run, I got second place for state-level walkathon, I can climb up the stairs with no problems. Can you?

Even some of my leaner peers can't do these. I am not bragging but what I am trying to say is, how your shape, your size, your weight, does not determine your overall health. As long as you are physically fit, happy, calm and collected, and do not be a bloody busy ass, THEN you are truly overall healthy.

So, revise yourselves before talking about me, eh?

Time of the month

Shit happens

When the time of the month comes, I become confused. Am I angry, or am I upset. I think I forgot how to be angry. But I definitely remember how it feels to be upset.

Trivial things don't make me angry. Na'ah. But like a bottled PepsiMax left unopen and shaken and stirred too many times, it will burst out all its fierce force of carbonated soda water. Me too.

Shit happens

I don't need your effing explaination.

No thanks.

S.T.F.U

Recently, I found out that it is easier for others to speak up to me. They can talk to me about anything and everything under the sun. I am happy that people are opening up to me and they can be rest assured that their stories are theirs only to tell and not mine. I would say that I am like a book of stories, kept shut by the lock of trust.

Not only stories about themselves are told to me, there are stories about others too. I just listen and tend not to comment much. Only speak when my opinions are asked. But sometimes, just because people can tell me anything at all, it is somehow a disadvantage to me.

See, I love honesty. So, if I do something that is not up to anyone's liking, they will definitely let me know. The thing is, the same things are done recklessly by others but no one dares to complain because they are afraid that they might hurt the others. I mean, it is so trivial, I couldn't care less.

But if it were me who did it, they will definitely let me know as soon as possible.

Don't make me say "Shut the F*** up!" to your faces.

You won't like it when I am nasty.

I am tired of that look you are giving me. Does it take a whole lot to be honest?

Do you think my life is easy? Then you are definitely wrong.

Do you think that I don't care about most things? Then you are definitely wrong.

Do you think that I never concentrate on the tasks that I need to complete? Then you are definitely wrong.

Do you think that I am not responsible just because I can't answer some of your queries? Then you are definitely wrong.

I have a life, and I also have to manage things that are apparently not also in my life. I am sure that many of you are adults and sometime can see that I need time to think and recollect. Yes, I may forget. Yes, I may not have all the answers, but I can bet my last penny that I am doing my level best. If you bloody well think that there are others that can do this job better than me, by all means, please... go ahead. I really want to wash my hands off and you know what, why don't YOU take the responsibilities and see if you could have done a better job.

I am not a quitter. But if you agree, I will happily step down.

Thanks for making my day.

Can I upload images from my cerebral cortex via bluetooth to my Mr. DELL?

OMG! If that was possible, I wouldn't mind. But as far as I know, that is so not possible. Therefore, I am so so so so so saddened by it. Why? Because for the past weeks, I have been spotting many interesting and funny stuffs that I would love to write about. But I can't!!!

AARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!

The lighter side of dark

So, the Earth Hour 2010 was back on March 27th, if I am not mistaken. Many people asked me: "Hey, how come you don't support the Earth Hour?"

Seriously, if I were to answer that, I would end up ranting about anything and everything about saving the earth rather than just one measly hour of switching off the electrical items and then going on the street to party or burning more fuel to get to somewhere just so that you can spend the hour in the cold comfort of the air-conditioned cockpit of your car and then you would want to stop at 7-Eleven to get yourself a can of Dad's Rootbeer that you could have just held it in your hand but you insist that you want it to be put in a small plastic bag that you will throw as soon as you step out the glass door of the said 7-Eleven and you have the face to ask me: "why aren't you supporting earth hour?". See, I told you why it was good that I didn't answer that question to start off with.

So the hype was back again and many radio stations supported the cause and say that they will be off air for the whole hour. Really? Don't Bullshit la weii... There were many radio stations that supported Earth Hour and still were blasting on air.

And then those who support earth hour, they shop with plastic bags for EACH effing item that they bought.

Or worse, they support earth hour, party on the streets and dispose the empty canisters on the streets as well.

Please don't talk to me about saving the earth. Save your breath, save the world.

OMGWTFAreyoutalking about??

Information counter

Have you ever gone to an information counter to ask questions and expected to be answered adequately? Once at least? Well, I definitely have. In fact, I love going to the information counter to ask questions, all the time.

But when someone comes up to me and asks me a gazillion questions, do you think I have ALL the answers? NO!! oh please!! Spare me some space. I need to breath too. That though, does not mean that you can't ask me anything. Of course you can. But just gimme some time OK. I need space to think. Yes, petty questions that you can use your noodles to think with, please, ask a 10 year old for the answers...OK?

And also, if you ask me questions and you expect the answer to be the answer that you want to hear, I can't do that either. Or if you ask me questions and you don't believe my answers, then please, don't ask. I am not a miracle, I am just human. I can't set a smile on my face and go on answering you with a lie, unless you want me to. Well, actually I can do that, but don't blame me eh? :)

So, anyway, my question to you: do I look like an information counter?

Aku kembali ke zaman silam...

OK it is official: aku dah berjaya dengan geramnya, melemparkan jauh ke tanah cholan, handphone Chokia 93i aku itu yang sudah mencapai usia tua bangkanya iaitu 4 tahun. Aku dah tak tahan dengan perangai nyanyuk nya yang kerap membuat tekanan darah ku naik mendadak sehinggakan aku boleh rasa aura2 angin ahmar yang mampir dekat. Kalau buat ECG setiap kali aku guna Chokia tu, pasti reading ECG ku akan menunjukkan seperti aku ni pesakit jantung yang sudah bertahun lamanya.

Aku tak mahu mengambil risiko itu. Jadi, selamat tinggal Chokia 93i....



Dari telefon yang lebih canggih dari telefon lain pada zaman kegemilangannya, kini aku pasrah dan kembali ke zaman silam. OMG! from 3G to 2G, aku boleh naik G!! (gila!!). Ahhh... lantak, janji aku masih boleh communicate dengan dunia luar. Tapi disebabkan sim card aku adalah 3G tapi telefon yang aku berjaya cilok itu adalah 2G, jangan salahkan aku kalau coverage aku macam haram....

Oh, sungguh aku tak sabar untuk kehadiran fon baru.... ehemm... ehemm...

bontot kuali hitam, arang pun hitam juga

aku kadang2 malas nak berkonversasi dengan orang2 yang anggap diri derang ni angelic sangat tau. iye, aku tahu aku bukanlah manusia yang perfect. aku banyak kekurangan, baaaaanyaaaaakkkkkkkkkkk sangat. aku tak nafikan. tapi aku juga tahu bahawa kau pun sama. bukanlah kau tu perfect. please lah.

kau nak cakap aku macam2. tapi kau ada tengok diri kau sendiri tak? ke kau tak pernah tengok cermin? ke kau tak pernah reflect? aku tau kau punya mental kurang stabil. kau fikir kau dah baik, tapi kau tu nak kena service lagi baru boleh bebetul dikata ok. or maybe, memang dah takde menda yang boleh buat kau baik? bak kata orang, "gone case" dah?

kau nak dengar cerita orang? kau dengar la. kau kan ke ada telinga. gajah depan mata kau tak nampak, semut kat haiti tu, kau boleh perasan pulak. ahhh... lantak la kan. pada kau, semua yang aku buat tu ada je salahnya. kau juga yang betul. haaa.. la labu... kau betul la labu.

lain kali kan, sebelum kau nak nasihatkan orang, aku la especially, kau nasihatkanlah rakan2 kau yang lain, and yang paling penting, nasihatkanlah diri kau sendiri ye.

kepada kau yang sangat perasan dan pretentious, aku harap kau masuk hospital bahagia.

morning alarm

got back really late yesterday after AJL. but we didn't go to the after party although we had tickets. the other girls had to go back early because they have work to do the next as opposed to me who is currently having my holidays (woot! woot!)

i woke up early today but still felt sleepy. so i fell right back to sleep after walking around the house for 5 minutes. i heard some knocking going on somewhere around the condo but i let it go, thinking that it might be somekind of repair going on.

i was so sleepy that i drifted off to sleep even though the sound was so disturbing.

and then i was awaken by the sound of people fighting.

dabel-yu-ti-eff?!??!?!


policemen arriving at the scene.



the condo security guard joining the commotion. the indian guy is the one that started the commotion.



as you can see, the car is clamped and that was the start of everything.



see how major this scene was.

what actually happened:
the car got clamped (i don't know why). to unclamp, the owner/driver has to pay a fine to the management. but the indian guy who is the driver of the car does not want to pay (i don't know what was the argument to that). so another guy was called to knock the clamp off the tyre (hence the knocking sound earlier). so the management called the police to stop the guy from taking off the clamp on his own. they were screaming among each other and bla bla bla bla.

i was like....whoa!!! major!! but please la... if you did something wrong, pay up and leave la. no need to disturb the whole community.

bloody hell. my beauty sleep was disturbed..... T_T

lepas satu.... satu.... haisshhh.... bila la aku nak free ni?

assalammualaikum semua,

pada hari ini, maka tamatlah professional exam aku. sungguh aku rasa gumbira di hati ini kerana aku ingin pulang dan bertemu sama adik aku yang baru sampai dari Wien.

tapi....apakah nerakanya.....

aku baru dapat tahu bahawa aku punya LAN subject final exam yang hanya mengambil masa SATU JAM SETENGAH, jatuh pada 15 januari 10. macam bangsat kan?

elok2 aku nak holiday, dah terus hilang rasa holiday tu. jadi, apakah cadangan anda? haruskah aku balik dulu ke KL dan balik SP kembali untuk satu hari sempena menduduki exam itu.....

atau,

adakah aku harus tunggu macam kayu tunggul kat sini sehingga hari jumaat depan dan kemudian pulang?

ni pun tak boleh nak balik lagi sebab esok ada exit meeting dengan external examiner.

p/s: habis exam pun macam tak habis je... takde beza.