No farking

When they say "No parking zone" but yet they are some who are so damn adamant that that is a bloody parking space, this is how they teach the ignorant.

Good job securities!

Alor Setar

I can't believe my eyes when I saw Alor Setar on the roadmap of Vienna.

OMG, Alor Setar is so the very international.

Fitness Second (Only in Istanbul)

Being ardent gym-goers, Yayah and I decided to take a look at the gym that was in the Azuyade Hotel that we stayed in while we were in Istanbul. We know for sure that we will be piling up on the food, especially me as I love the rustic taste of the food here. From kebabs to turkish coffees to sweet delicacies, I downed them all without minding the calorie count.

But after seeing the gym, I was worried as the equipments look like they were from 1948 and I guess if I were to take a run on the threadmill, I am pretty sure I'll break it in the first 5 mins.

So, in the end, I still ate like there was no tomorrow but killed the calories with 10,000 steps on heels, up hill!

The bus stand

As I was waiting at the bus stand for our ride home, I saw this young lady, all clad in fall clothing and holding a McD's take away drink. She looks unstable. Clearly she is high on something. But in her condition, she still managed to light up a cigarette and balanced herself on her toes while she squatted on the ground, because there were no seats for her.

After an elderly lady left, the young lady managed to pull herself up and sat on the bench, right beside someone. She positioned herself well that it almost looked like an editorial shot for a fashion magazine....



This was the other person beside her that suddenly covered her body up with her scarf and started making squawking sounds like a raven (did she mistaken herself as That's So Raven? hahahha), with the intention of scaring the high young lady.

It was a funny sight as the young lady didn't even bat an eyelid to the person next to her.

^_^

Malaysia ku....

Found this sign in the heart of Vienna.

And MAS was supposed to be internationally known for it's quality? Awww.... come on! Can someone explain this to me??

I am watching you....

I totally get it that fashion is a statement of individuality. To each, his own. Or whatever that means.


But what I don't get is, this.

When I saw this gentleman in the Klinik Kesihatan the other day, I wonder to myself: 'Is this a fashion statement (HIS fashion statement), or does this gentleman suffer from cerebellar lesions?'

Why do I say that this gentleman might suffer from cerebellar lesions? This is because, in cerebellar lesions, there is a sign that we call 'past pointing'. This means that the patient cannot poiont to the target without wobbling his way through. Similarly, past pointing in this gentleman, he wanted to put his sunnies, perched on his head, but instead, he passed the targeted point (i.e. top of his head) and went all the way to the back of his head. Like as if he doesn't know where the top of his head is.

Pity.

What an irony

As I was getting out of my car in the parking lot near the staffs' quarters, I saw this discarded box right beside my door. I looked at it carefully and I can't believe my eyes. It is actually a box of candies that look like tooth brush and toothpaste.

But, don't candies cause caries in the first place, if the child does not clean his teeth regularly?

And also, say someone says that "Oh this will then eventually make the child want to use the REAL toothpaste and tooth brush more often", but too much consumption of sugary food will eventually cause obesity that leads to diabetes.

My question is, in what way does this box of candies benefit?

I don't want to be a vegetarian

why? because they have the weirdest menu on earth!


BITTER GROUP? OMG, if you were amongst the unlucky ones to be a member of bitter group, you'll be eaten by vegetarians. So, in essence, vegetarians are cannibals??



What on God's green earth is CUTTERFISHY? something that will cut your throat while you try to eat it? really, something FISHY is going on here. No pun intended.


I did not know that sharks have lips that are so botoxed that they can eaten? From what i know, sharks have no lips at all. they only have mouths. My question is: whose lips are we eating?

They shouldn't be alive

I have been reading the papers lately and there are many reports on murders, mass murders, bombing and all that. Most of the victims are innocent people that just pass through your lives without any trouble. Sad ain't it'?

But people like this smart ass, who parks as if he/she retarded or something, and make the other cars suffer under the hot scorching sun, this kind of people should be shot in the head.

OMG! farking irritating.

How do you relate?

I went to one of my favourite sundry shop located in Pekan Rabu, Alor Setar. The shop is called Borong Din and it sells all the oddities that you can imagine. I like it because, well, the price is affordable and reasonable. Imagine this, 1kg of good large red onions is only rm1.50!!

Anyway, what surprise me most is that,I was scanning through the prices of dried goods when I came across the sign for dried red chillies. At first I thought I was imagining things or it was some kind of prank. But even after 10mins, the sign was still there.

I seriously cannot relate dried red chillies and sex danger. Can you?

GUCCI's twin

Didn't know that GUCCI had a twin by the name of GUCCA, and selling furnitures, no less. Malaysia is so "original".

Remember ADIDAS's counterpart, ASADI?

Damn, branding is so much important than quality.

What is wrong with this picture?

Kedai jual badan

Jika anda mempunyai pinggang yang ramping, anda bolehlah membeli PINGGANG PELASTIK dari kedai kami dengan harga yang berpatutan. Selain dari itu, kami juga menjual bahagian badan yang lain. Jika anda mengalami kecederaan pelvis, patah tulang, kami juga menjual pelvic bone dan tulang temulang yang lain. Semuanya diperbuat dari pelastik. Sangat murah. Ada discount jika membeli secara bundle. Sekian, terima kasih.

Fail! @_@

Pergi beli number cepat!

Aku serious tak boleh bayangkan macam mana kemalangan ni boleh terjadi. Kalau korang perasan, bahagian depan lori tu sedang menentang arus dan dia terbalik. Hari tu tak hujan, so jalan memanglah tak licin.

Jadi, mungkinkah si pemandu terlalu laju atau terlalu mengantuk atau terlalu mabuk?

Kejadian berlaku di highway Gurun.

Kalau number kena, jangan lupa kasi royalty kat aku sikit ^_^y

iSee

I totally don't understand people who wear their sunglasses indoors. First of all, it is called SUNglasses, it is meant to protect the eyes from the harsh UV rays of the sun. But where in God's name do you have sun indoors??

It really makes me wonder if these people are blind or they have sore eyes, or worst of all, cross-eyed. It can't be that they are blind as the guy in the picture above is so engrossed using up Jewbucks Wi-Fi, and the lady is clearly having a conversation at her table. I mean, it is really rude to speak to someone indoors with your sunnies on. Seriously, don't they teach you that in etiquette school or something?

What I don't understand even more are people who wear their sunnies in clubs. Dude, ain't it dark enough already??

Biar betik?

Dah lama dah aku nampak banner ni. Tapi tak pernah terfikir nak tangkap gambarnya. Tapi hari tu, aku bercadang sangat nak tulis pasal iklan ni sebab dia siap tulis kat banner tu "*terbukti" dan "*jaminan ada". Wahh! bukan main yakin lagi si tuan punya business ni.

Tapi yang pelik tu, kenapa "*terbukti" dan "*jaminan ada" ada asterix? adalah ada terma dan syarat disebaliknya?? Ish... business macam ni pun nak kena berhati2 sebab mereka dah pandai nak guna fine print.

Aku rasa nak call la number ni. Aku nak minta tolong mereka ubatkan penyakit yang tengah menular sekarang ni. Penyakit suka naikkan harga barang tak tentu pasal. Gila apa??

Parking wars

Recently there are many articles in the local newspaper about people ranting on cars that are double parked and blocking their path. Some cars are seen parked in alleys where they shouldn't be. Some, the more daring ones, are parked right underneath the sign "No parking".

Yes, with the increasing number of drivers and cars today, there is no wonder that this is the current problem that is faced by all drivers, me included. I just can't stand double parkers. They get on my nerves and I wish I have a long metal stick with a pointed end so that I can scratch those cars from the comfort of my driver's seat, while driving pass the double parkers.

But then again, I don't blame them as much either. With people that are parking like this:

living in the country and also fruit sellers that think they pay for the parking spot where a car should be parked, like this:



and the cost of parking in a proper parking space is way too absurd to be fathomed:

the only thing I can say is, more power to the double parkers and don't be surprised if I join the bandwagon

;)

No wonder Germany lost.... U_U

No wonder Oracle Paul chose Spain over Germany for the semis. Paul must be disgusted by Joachim Low's antiques.


Iewww.... SERIOUSLY??

1Malaysia

Came across this 24hours convenient store in Terminal Bas Shahab Perdana, Alor Setar.

As you can see, the name of the store is 10 Eleven. The theme is of the board is almost the same as 7-Eleven's design. To top that, they even used the 1Malaysia symbol as their logo.

So there you go, another great copy fail of Malaysians practicing 1Malaysia.

When you test my patience.....

.... your picture ends up here and i diss you through and through.

This car belongs to an egoistic bitch (no, the egoistic bitch is not me). She thinks she owns the road and she road raged me and bullied me into a tight wedge between her and another car. In actual fact, she was behind me in the queue of cars but I guess she must be in such a hurry to kiss ass, therefore she became real bitchy while she was on the road.


This is an egoistic, know-nothing bitch that works in the exams department of KDU in Damansara.

No she does not own the car above. Maybe she does not own a car because they don't pay her well, therefore she becomes bitchy.

Or maybe, she does own a car, the kind that bitches drive.

There. My anger's all gone (^_^)y