Friday, April 2, 2010

Jantan atau Betina?



*cantiknyer laptop ni kan ma?? hint hint....


A SPANISH Teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or
feminine.


'House' for instance, is feminine: 'la
casa.'
'Pencil,' however, is masculine: 'el
lapiz.'

A student asked, 'What gender is
'computer'?'

Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the
class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for
themselves whether computer' should be a masculine or a
feminine noun. Each group was asked to give four reasons for
its recommendation.

The men's group decided that 'computer'
should definitely be of the feminine gender ('la
computadora'), because:

1.. No one but their creator understands their internal
logic;

2 The native language they use to communicate with other
computers is incomprehensible to everyone
else;

3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term
memory for possible later retrieval; and

4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find
yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for
it.

(THIS GETS BETTER!)

The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be Masculine ('el computador'),because:

1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn
them on;

2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for
themselves;

3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but
half the time they ARE the problem; and

4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you
had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better
model..

The women won.

5 comments:

diya said...

thumbs up ;)

Anonymous said...

laptop memang cantik, tapi kan Alia, anak mama lagi cantik :)

redSeptember said...

@ diya: thanks :)

@ djambu: rilex la... melenting kenapa? terasa ekk? :P

@ mama: anak you memang la cantik. tapi kalau takde laptop... macam mana nak berfungsi?

Mas said...

err... i am wondering... why the 3rd comment kena deleted? :p

anyway, nice jokes :)

djambu puadovich said...

komen ke 3 kena padam sebab terhantar 2 kali...

patut letak neutral gender. barula adil~