Saturday, January 9, 2010
Friday, January 8, 2010
scene dari filem P.Ramlee, secara LIVE
aku tak berapa nak ingat la cerita yang mana. tapi rasa-rasa aku, cerita nasib do re mi kott. kalau tak, seniman bujang lapok rasanya. anyway, ada satu scene tu, masa ramlee, sudin, dan ajis tengah masak lauk ayam baru beli. duit tak banyak. so bila dapat beli seekor ayam, rasa gumbira tak terkira la kan.
masa kat dapur tu, satu, satu, derang masuk kacau gulai yang derang masak tu. setiap kali masuk, ditambahnya garam. sampai last2 sebungkus garam tu tertumpah masuk dalam gulai tu.
then masa makan, ajis melantak bagai tak ingat sementara sudin dengan ramlee luah balik makanan tu sebab terlalu masin.
"jis, apa kau tak rasa ke ayam ni keras macam kayu ka, masin ka?"
"ahhh... aku peduli apa. aku lapar. lantak aja la!"
ingat tak scene tu?
sila lihat gambar di bawah:
alamakaih!! pakcik tu punya lauk punya la hitam dan besar setongkol dalam pinggan dia, macam kayu arang!! masa dia mula2 duduk tu, terkejut aku tengok. lauk apa neh? aku pikir2....
cuba korang teka.
p/s:licin habis pinggan pakcik tu.
masa kat dapur tu, satu, satu, derang masuk kacau gulai yang derang masak tu. setiap kali masuk, ditambahnya garam. sampai last2 sebungkus garam tu tertumpah masuk dalam gulai tu.
then masa makan, ajis melantak bagai tak ingat sementara sudin dengan ramlee luah balik makanan tu sebab terlalu masin.
"jis, apa kau tak rasa ke ayam ni keras macam kayu ka, masin ka?"
"ahhh... aku peduli apa. aku lapar. lantak aja la!"
ingat tak scene tu?
sila lihat gambar di bawah:
alamakaih!! pakcik tu punya lauk punya la hitam dan besar setongkol dalam pinggan dia, macam kayu arang!! masa dia mula2 duduk tu, terkejut aku tengok. lauk apa neh? aku pikir2....
cuba korang teka.
p/s:licin habis pinggan pakcik tu.
pintu kaca
omg... and mamat ni adalah UNIVERSITY student. apa subject yang dia amik, aku tak tahulah. kalau dia amik engineering, i can see where his future is already, shattered, just like the glass door.
gila bodo!!
Bodo punya Bono
really, sometimes celebrities think that they can put an impact on people by doing anything at all. like start a movement, be a scientologist, wear the kabbalah wrist band (what does that even mean?).
and clearly, from the poster below....
.....things that they do are just pure stupid.
and clearly, from the poster below....
.....things that they do are just pure stupid.
Wednesday, January 6, 2010
Control it or loose it. You choose.
Medical and psychological research has shown that no matter how much you exercise or eat correctly, you are putting yourself at risk if you do not manage your anger. Anger causes a widespread negative effect on the body.
It is important to understand what happens to the body when one becomes angry. In a moment of anger, you may experience muscle tension, grinding of teeth and teeth clenching, ringing in the ears, flushing, higher blood pressure, chest pains, excessive sweating, chills, severe headaches or migraines.
With chronic anger people can also experience peptic ulcers, constipation, diarrhea, intestinal cramping, hiccups, chronic indigestion, heart attacks, strokes, kidney problems, obesity, and frequent colds. Medical experts have found the heart muscle is affected by anger, and anger can actually reduce the heart's ability to properly pump blood.
The results of prolonged anger can harm the body's largest organ, the skin. People who hold in their anger often have skin diseases such as rashes, hives, warts, eczema and acne. Researchers have studied the relationship of anger and skin disorders and discovered that when a person resolves his anger, skin disorders dramatically improve.
One of the major effects anger has on the body is the release of chemicals and hormones, primarily the adrenaline and non-adrenaline. The adrenaline hormones act on all organs that reach the sympathetic nervous system, stimulating the heart, dilating the coronary vessels, constricting blood vessels in the intestines, and shutting off digestion.
Suppressed anger can also have psychological effects, causing depression, eating disorders, addictions to drug and alcohol, nightmares, insomnia, self-destructive behaviors, and can cause disruptions in the way a person relates to others.
Learn to control anger by using the following techniques:
* Meditation
You hear it all the time -- take a deep breath and count to 10. Meditation can allow you to breathe, relax, reflect on the situation and take a critical look at why you're angry.
* Practice forgiveness
Anger often results in resentments, resentments which can be resolved through forgiveness. You do not necessarily have to forgive the person with whom you are angry in a face-to-face meeting; you can forgive in any way that works for you.
* Anger management
Find a clinic that specializes in anger management and proper ways to release deep anger.
* Therapy
Sometimes our anger is so repressed that counseling is the only way to understand it and learn to release and deal with anger issues.
* Talking
Just talking it through with a friend can often help. Vent your frustrations.
* Creativity
Be creative in releasing your anger. Scream into or pound a pillow, dance, take aerobics, do stretching exercises, tear up old newspapers, throw rocks in a safe place, squeeze a ball of clay, kick a ball or pillow, use a punching bag, or take up a sports activity such as basketball, racquetball, soccer or baseball.
No matter what you choose, it is important to learn safe, effective ways to release your anger. The result of prolonged anger can change how your body functions. Anger is a valid emotion and should not be suppressed, but remember to release it in an appropriate and healthy way.
taken from here
It is important to understand what happens to the body when one becomes angry. In a moment of anger, you may experience muscle tension, grinding of teeth and teeth clenching, ringing in the ears, flushing, higher blood pressure, chest pains, excessive sweating, chills, severe headaches or migraines.
With chronic anger people can also experience peptic ulcers, constipation, diarrhea, intestinal cramping, hiccups, chronic indigestion, heart attacks, strokes, kidney problems, obesity, and frequent colds. Medical experts have found the heart muscle is affected by anger, and anger can actually reduce the heart's ability to properly pump blood.
The results of prolonged anger can harm the body's largest organ, the skin. People who hold in their anger often have skin diseases such as rashes, hives, warts, eczema and acne. Researchers have studied the relationship of anger and skin disorders and discovered that when a person resolves his anger, skin disorders dramatically improve.
One of the major effects anger has on the body is the release of chemicals and hormones, primarily the adrenaline and non-adrenaline. The adrenaline hormones act on all organs that reach the sympathetic nervous system, stimulating the heart, dilating the coronary vessels, constricting blood vessels in the intestines, and shutting off digestion.
Suppressed anger can also have psychological effects, causing depression, eating disorders, addictions to drug and alcohol, nightmares, insomnia, self-destructive behaviors, and can cause disruptions in the way a person relates to others.
Learn to control anger by using the following techniques:
* Meditation
You hear it all the time -- take a deep breath and count to 10. Meditation can allow you to breathe, relax, reflect on the situation and take a critical look at why you're angry.
* Practice forgiveness
Anger often results in resentments, resentments which can be resolved through forgiveness. You do not necessarily have to forgive the person with whom you are angry in a face-to-face meeting; you can forgive in any way that works for you.
* Anger management
Find a clinic that specializes in anger management and proper ways to release deep anger.
* Therapy
Sometimes our anger is so repressed that counseling is the only way to understand it and learn to release and deal with anger issues.
* Talking
Just talking it through with a friend can often help. Vent your frustrations.
* Creativity
Be creative in releasing your anger. Scream into or pound a pillow, dance, take aerobics, do stretching exercises, tear up old newspapers, throw rocks in a safe place, squeeze a ball of clay, kick a ball or pillow, use a punching bag, or take up a sports activity such as basketball, racquetball, soccer or baseball.
No matter what you choose, it is important to learn safe, effective ways to release your anger. The result of prolonged anger can change how your body functions. Anger is a valid emotion and should not be suppressed, but remember to release it in an appropriate and healthy way.
taken from here
never ever
I never believed in the word 'NEVER'.
But see, that statement that i just made,
Made me a hypocrite.
Now, I know, 'NEVER' does exist.
Especially when it hits you,
Right smack in the face.
I tried to be everything,
But everything to you is never enough.
You will always want something more.
I tried to be something then,
But something does not make you happy.
You want me to be perfect.
I tried to be perfect,
But that is not good enough.
Because my perfection is never enough for you.
I tried to be all that I am not,
Someone that I am,
Together at the same time,
But that is never enough.
I am sorry that I am not the person that you want me to be.
I am sorry that I can never make you happy because your happiness is out of my reach.
I am sorry that you are always saddened by me.
But please...
Trust me,
I have done all that is in my power
To make you smile again.
Still, it is never enough.
Most of all, I am sorry that I am never enough.
~REd
lepas satu.... satu.... haisshhh.... bila la aku nak free ni?
assalammualaikum semua,
pada hari ini, maka tamatlah professional exam aku. sungguh aku rasa gumbira di hati ini kerana aku ingin pulang dan bertemu sama adik aku yang baru sampai dari Wien.
tapi....apakah nerakanya.....
aku baru dapat tahu bahawa aku punya LAN subject final exam yang hanya mengambil masa SATU JAM SETENGAH, jatuh pada 15 januari 10. macam bangsat kan?
elok2 aku nak holiday, dah terus hilang rasa holiday tu. jadi, apakah cadangan anda? haruskah aku balik dulu ke KL dan balik SP kembali untuk satu hari sempena menduduki exam itu.....
atau,
adakah aku harus tunggu macam kayu tunggul kat sini sehingga hari jumaat depan dan kemudian pulang?
ni pun tak boleh nak balik lagi sebab esok ada exit meeting dengan external examiner.
p/s: habis exam pun macam tak habis je... takde beza.
pada hari ini, maka tamatlah professional exam aku. sungguh aku rasa gumbira di hati ini kerana aku ingin pulang dan bertemu sama adik aku yang baru sampai dari Wien.
tapi....apakah nerakanya.....
aku baru dapat tahu bahawa aku punya LAN subject final exam yang hanya mengambil masa SATU JAM SETENGAH, jatuh pada 15 januari 10. macam bangsat kan?
elok2 aku nak holiday, dah terus hilang rasa holiday tu. jadi, apakah cadangan anda? haruskah aku balik dulu ke KL dan balik SP kembali untuk satu hari sempena menduduki exam itu.....
atau,
adakah aku harus tunggu macam kayu tunggul kat sini sehingga hari jumaat depan dan kemudian pulang?
ni pun tak boleh nak balik lagi sebab esok ada exit meeting dengan external examiner.
p/s: habis exam pun macam tak habis je... takde beza.
Monday, January 4, 2010
beware: NAME CARDS
Must Read and Please be careful out there !!
A man came over and offered his service as a painter to a female putting gas in her car and left his card. She said no, but accepted his card out of kindness and got in the car. The man then got into a car driven by another gentleman.
As the lady left the service station, she saw the men following her out of the station at the same time.
Almost immediately, she started to feel dizzy and could not catch her breath. She tried to open the window and realized that the odor was on her hand; the same hand which accepted the card from the gentleman at the gas station.
She then noticed the men were immediately behind her and she felt she needed to do something at that moment. She drove into the first driveway and began to honk her horn repeatedly to ask for help.The men drove away but the lady still felt pretty bad for several minutes after she could finally catch her breath. Apparently, there was a substance on the card that could have seriously injured her.
This drug is called 'BURUNDANGA'and it is used by people who wish to incapacitate a victim in order to steal from or take advantage of them.
This drug is four times more dangerous than the date rape drug and is transferable on simple cards.
So take heed and make sure you don't accept cards at any given time alone or from someone on the streets. This applies to those making house calls and slipping you a card when they offer their services .
p/s: kalau kat jemputan kahwin yang wangi tu, apa cer pulak?
A man came over and offered his service as a painter to a female putting gas in her car and left his card. She said no, but accepted his card out of kindness and got in the car. The man then got into a car driven by another gentleman.
As the lady left the service station, she saw the men following her out of the station at the same time.
Almost immediately, she started to feel dizzy and could not catch her breath. She tried to open the window and realized that the odor was on her hand; the same hand which accepted the card from the gentleman at the gas station.
She then noticed the men were immediately behind her and she felt she needed to do something at that moment. She drove into the first driveway and began to honk her horn repeatedly to ask for help.The men drove away but the lady still felt pretty bad for several minutes after she could finally catch her breath. Apparently, there was a substance on the card that could have seriously injured her.
This drug is called 'BURUNDANGA'and it is used by people who wish to incapacitate a victim in order to steal from or take advantage of them.
This drug is four times more dangerous than the date rape drug and is transferable on simple cards.
So take heed and make sure you don't accept cards at any given time alone or from someone on the streets. This applies to those making house calls and slipping you a card when they offer their services .
p/s: kalau kat jemputan kahwin yang wangi tu, apa cer pulak?
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