Sarcasm is a woman's virtue

He Said To Me!

He said to me . .... . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it
I said to him .... .. .. You wear pants don't you?



He said to me ..... . ........ Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
I said . That's a good idea - you stand by the stove & sink while I sit on the sofa and do nothing but fart




He said to me.. ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
I said to him . ....... Turn sideways and look in the mirror!




He said to me. ..... Why don't women blink during foreplay?
I said to him ... They don't have time




He said to me. . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
I said to him ... I don't know; it has never happened.




He said to me. . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking?
I said to him . .. . They already have boyfriends.




He said...What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
I said. . . A widow.




He said to me.... Why are married women heavier than single women?

I said to him ... . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.