I was about to be electrocuted

I woke up from sleep this morning and I was literally crying. My eyes were wet with tears and I was palpitating with fear. Seriously, this is by far the worst nightmare I ever had.

In the dream, I was in a courthouse and I was sentenced to death by electrocution. My crime: smuggling drug the size of an average ice cube. Thing is, the drug wasn't mine and somehow they found it on me. I never even knew its existence.

I was already in the death row cell and one of the jail wardens was about to get me to the chair. But I pleaded to him to give me some time to prove that I am innocent, that I have no idea how the drug was on me and that I have nothing to do with it.

I guess he saw the fear in my eyes and he let me off for awhile, to calm down maybe. But can I calm down when I was about to be put on an electric chair??

I was crying my heart out, praying hard to God, asking for forgiveness. And also I was crying to see my mom. I want her to know that I am innocent. I was crying so bad, that I actually woke up from sleep.

That was a relief and that was a bad ass dream.

What does it mean?

You are 1 today

Schnappi, you have only turned 1 today and you already own a hotel?? It is either you are good with Monopoly or you are definitely the next Donald Trump in the making, huh? :)

Happy Big Birthday Schnappi Boy.

Kakaklin loves you with no ends....

Don't play play arr...

The other day before I made my way back to KL, I was just killing time walking around the one of the ONLY 2 happening malls in AS. We were just looking for something to do and we decided to pass through the arcade center.

Each time we pass any arcade center, the first game that I will look for is House of The Dead (the latest version, that is). So, that was exactly what I did. And I saw this stick-thin girl, clad in a Baju Kurung, with her handbag in hand, walking towards the available console and she was happily shooting at zombies.

In my head, she was just probably playing to attract the boys' attention. But when I stood behind her and watched her play, we could make a good team together, she ain't that bad after all.

She even had an ardent fan to view her play, to boot :P

Ada sesiapa yang kenal dia?

Kalau kat AS ni, this man is everywhere. Kalau pergi Pekan Rabu, dia ada. Pergi uptown, dia ada. Pergi any carnival, dia sure ada.

Kadang2, tgk dia tgh makan, most of the time, dia tgh kasi lecture free kat orang2 awam yang tgh berlegar2 di kawasan itu. He will talk about physics as dia claim yang dia professor fizik Malaysia. Dia akan kasi lecture on advance math and cara kiraan dia tu, memang senang and logik.


He also has a picture of him and Dato' Sheikh Muzaffar, displayed on his cart. He hangs a sign on his neck saying that: "Professor USM patut belajar dari saya".


Apa yang buat aku kagum ngan orang tua ni ialah, dari mana dia dapat duit untuk support diri dia sendiri, as he does not collect any money from the public. Pastu, dari mana dia dapat all the ilmu that he is teaching. Sebab kalau kita wait and listen to his lectures, memang ada logiknya.

My final Q is: is he sane?

Blowing Kisses

My darlings Nana, and Yayah...
Even if I never say it to you guys, I miss you guys so so so much. Although we are continents apart, you are always here, safe in the special place of my heart.



When you blow me kisses from that faraway land.....



....I blow some back to you....

Sorry, I emo sikit. "saje je"....

Attack

When u attack Black people, they call it racism.

When u attack Jewish people, they call it anti-semetism.

When u attack women, they call it sexism.

When u attack homosexuality,they callit intolerance.

When u attack a Country, they call it treason.

When u attack a religious sect, they call it hate.

But when they attack the Prophet Mohammed, they call it freedom of speech?

Exaggerate

It really amazes me how people can exaggerate when the speak about something. Where do they put their faces when the others actually know the real truth? I mean, I would understand if you are a kid and you exaggerate everything that is around you. But when you are a full-grown adult and you exaggerate, I definitely think that you suffer from an anomaly called LYING.

BIZandry VS EZEE

Remember the post that I did earlier entitled "Blow me", regarding what I caught a couple doing in a T-SHIRT shop??

Well, here's the thing. The first picture below, was the design proposed to me by BIZandry. I already told them EARLIER that I wanted my T to be DIGITAL PRINT and I want it in colour. They say that they can do it, that it will be no problem, all the promises of a business.


I was even told to pay a deposit, which I did immediately on the day that I discussed what I wanted. They say that they will send me the proposed design and then we will proceed from there. A week passed and nothing was sent to me. But on the day that I caught the couple having fun in that shop, he immediately told me that he already sent the mail and showed me the design.

Obviously I was already really disgusted with what I saw and was angry that he was too busy with "something else" to concentrate on my orders.

So fine. I hunted for another shop.

This design was proposed to me exactly TWO DAYS after I went and told them what I wanted. Happy? Of course I am!


They are more serious with their job and obviously the know that the shop is intended for serious business only and not free-show genital fun.

So, it is only mandatory for me to continue my business with EZEE. At least I know that my T-shirts will not be covered in sperm.

EZEE Management Services & Trading
Stadium Darul Aman, Alor Setar
TEL:04-7305445 / 0124026279
EMAIL: ezeestadium@yahoo.com.my

Shame on you BIZandry.