lepas satu.... satu.... haisshhh.... bila la aku nak free ni?

assalammualaikum semua,

pada hari ini, maka tamatlah professional exam aku. sungguh aku rasa gumbira di hati ini kerana aku ingin pulang dan bertemu sama adik aku yang baru sampai dari Wien.

tapi....apakah nerakanya.....

aku baru dapat tahu bahawa aku punya LAN subject final exam yang hanya mengambil masa SATU JAM SETENGAH, jatuh pada 15 januari 10. macam bangsat kan?

elok2 aku nak holiday, dah terus hilang rasa holiday tu. jadi, apakah cadangan anda? haruskah aku balik dulu ke KL dan balik SP kembali untuk satu hari sempena menduduki exam itu.....

atau,

adakah aku harus tunggu macam kayu tunggul kat sini sehingga hari jumaat depan dan kemudian pulang?

ni pun tak boleh nak balik lagi sebab esok ada exit meeting dengan external examiner.

p/s: habis exam pun macam tak habis je... takde beza.

beware: NAME CARDS

Must Read and Please be careful out there !!

A man came over and offered his service as a painter to a female putting gas in her car and left his card. She said no, but accepted his card out of kindness and got in the car. The man then got into a car driven by another gentleman.

As the lady left the service station, she saw the men following her out of the station at the same time.
Almost immediately, she started to feel dizzy and could not catch her breath. She tried to open the window and realized that the odor was on her hand; the same hand which accepted the card from the gentleman at the gas station.

She then noticed the men were immediately behind her and she felt she needed to do something at that moment. She drove into the first driveway and began to honk her horn repeatedly to ask for help.The men drove away but the lady still felt pretty bad for several minutes after she could finally catch her breath. Apparently, there was a substance on the card that could have seriously injured her.

This drug is called 'BURUNDANGA'and it is used by people who wish to incapacitate a victim in order to steal from or take advantage of them.

This drug is four times more dangerous than the date rape drug and is transferable on simple cards.

So take heed and make sure you don't accept cards at any given time alone or from someone on the streets. This applies to those making house calls and slipping you a card when they offer their services .

p/s: kalau kat jemputan kahwin yang wangi tu, apa cer pulak?

Oh Telekom Malaysia, mengapakah anda begitu bangsat sekali?

1800-88-8433 adalah nombor tol free untuk khidmat pelanggan TM.

khidmat pelanggan kepala paip depa! aku call dah ada 4 kali dah sejak 30minit yang lepas and aku tunggu barang 10minint untuk setiap kali aku call. aku pilioh option BM pun iye, option English pun iye, tapi jawapan mereka tetap consistent:

"All of our customer service trainees are busy. your call is very important to us. please hold"

"semua pegawai khidmat pelanggan kami sedang sibuk. panggilan anda adalah amat penting bagi kami. sila tunggu"

aku call sebab aku nak kasi depa duit. nak bayar bill. nak tanya exact amount. tapi derang tak nak jawap la pulak. busy konon. busy buat apa? pergi breakfast? kalau ada seratus telephone operator tu, tapi pegawai khidmat pelanggan yang berkerja hanyalah dua orang, baik tak payah kan. nanti kalau aku tak bayar, derang nak potong sana, potong sini. pastu tanya balik: "dah potong?"

memang king of bangsat la TM ni.

so, Telekom Malaysia, how in the world do i get through to you?

ciri-ciri telephone idamanku.

p/s:mana nak cari phone ni? super cool wei... kalau aku pakai ni, semua orang akan kagum punya la. huhuhuh

anyway, aku sekarang tengah on the hunt for a new phone to ganti phone aku yang dah 4 tahun lamanya ni. kalau korang tengok phone aku sekarang, boleh nangis pun iye juga. cover lense camera dia pun berplaster, dia punya cover untuk outlet pun dah terkopak, battery dah tukar 2 kali, still asyik habis battery je. nak on apa2 pun, dah lagging dah. aku cuma sekarang pakai fon ni sebab aku takde fon lain je. kalau aku ada public fon, dah lama aku angkut.

ok, ciri2 fon yang aku nak:
-mestilah boleh calling2 dan sms, iye tak?
-mesti ada camera at least 3.2megapix
-mesti ada front and back camera. kalau tak, apa kejadah nak buat 3g vid call kalau aku tak nampak orang yang aku call tu.
-mesti ada basic office tools so that i can keep my notes in there for when aku tengah menunggu atau tengah dengan patients, aku boleh rujuk kat fon aku.
-mesti ada net browsing thru WiFi.
-mesti ada video player, music player, radio.
-mesti ada ggbiru, bawahmerah, benda2 standard macam tu.
-paling penting, mesti harga berpatutan dan cool seperti aku.

korang nak recommend apa? sila bagi specs dia sekali. tima kaseh.

i am so going to sue TESCO

please everyone. be very aware!! don't ever buy fresh (not really actually) squids from TESCO. i bought them yesterday and today, i feel like hell.

i am now feeling nauseous and having teribble headache and my whole body is in a hyperaesthesia (very sensitive to touch) mode that i feel pain even while i am typing right now. i don't even dare to drink a drop of water right now because i feel like vomitting so bad.

even Emi is suffering because she ate the squids too. she can't control herself and i had to clean up the mess she made.

help.

by far, the bestest LCK (that's lai chi kang, for you non-foodies) ever!

sila tahan kadar lelehan air liur anda. takut nanti QWERTY keyboard anda rosak ditenggelami air liur.

aku tak pernah melepak kat kawasan tu. so tadi aku terasa nak melepak, sebab dah sangap tahap ketua kampung. jadi aku pun pergi la. tekak pulak memang terasa nak minum LCK. aku kalau order LCK, aku minta yang sejuk and kurang manis. yes, they do have option kurang manis kerana sekarang orang kan mengamalkan cara pemakanan 5M:
-kurang manis
-kurang minyak
-kurang masin
-makan banyak sayur dan buahan
-minum air secukupnya

as aku pernah mention before, i am a habitual eater. so, sekarang ni aku tengah musim minum LCK, bersempena dengan musim kemarau kat bahagian utara ini yang boleh menyebabkan pencairan otak kalau silap besar duduk bawah matahari lama sangat (tu pun salah satu sebab kenapa aku tak panjat bumbung hari ni. sila rujuk entry "niat tak kesampaian"). so, aku berusaha mencari LCK yang paling best.

mula2 aku ingat LCK Gerai Sungai Dua kat Jam Besar tu yang paling best. memang puas la minum LCK tu. and then aku jumpa LCK yang sama banyak dengan LCK Sungai Dua, tapi harga dia rm1.50 je, rasa dia lebih kurang sama dengan LCK Sungai Dua. aku pun teruja la. tapi masalahnya, LCK rm1.50 tu, sangatlah jauh untuk dinikmati. sekali aku jumpa LCK yang ni daa... aku nak namakan dia, LCK Taman Jubilee. yang paling best, pagi2 pun dia dah start jual LCK. sangat rare ok.

and harga dia? rm2.50 sahaja!! oh-em-jii!! hanya 30sen lebih dari LCK Sungai Dua. tapi dia punya "treasures" dalam LCK Taman Jubilee ni, tak boleh ditandingi. ada buah tembikai, ada buah betik, ada sagu, ada jelly, ada kembang semangkuk... segala la ada dalam LCK Taman Jubilee. duit emas je takde dalam tu huhuhuh....

so, pada siapa yang nak pergi rasa LCK ni, jom, i'll bring you there.

p/s: minum LCK ni, boleh kenyang sampai petang tu.... and aku tak makan kacang dia. me no likey....

sticky: cottons dan sarung batik

hey people,
here are some materials that are 100% cotton. there are selling for rm14/meter. sesuai sangat untuk dibuat baju kurung traditional and simple.

and the sarung batik, sesuai untuk digandingkan dengan kebaya top traditional. ada banyak lagi pattern lain, but buat masa ni, tunjuk design yang ni dulu la ok. anyway, it is rm12 untuk sepasang sarung batik.

terms and conditions:

How to purchase
1. Purchase confimation is based on "first come, first serve" basis.
2. Please make your payment within 3 days of confirmation. Otherwise the order will be for sale to others.
3. Payment to be made to my CIMB or MAYBANK account.
4. Account details will be given upon confirmation of purchase via email.

For purchase and confirmation, please contact me at: aliaseptember[at]gmail[dot]com

i will need these details:

Name:
Contact Number:
Adress for items to be sent:
Item Code:

Shipping and Handling
1. After payment is made, please email/SMS (my fon number will be given in the mail) me the time, transaction code,amount paid and bank of transaction.
2. I will send the purchased items via POS LAJU, and i will email/SMS you the POS LAJU code
3. RM5 for every shipment that fits into one large POS LAJU envelope. if the items are too many, a second envelope will be used and another RM5 will be added to the bill.

Thanks.

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p/s:similarly, pada sesiapa yang berminat dengan hijab, please click here. this is my friend's www :)

niat tak kesampaian

ingatkan nak panjat bumbung rumah tadi. tapi kali ini bukanlah sebab Emi buat hal. tapi sebab aku tak puas hati, aku nak check tangki rumah ni: bocor ke, apa ke? malam-malam aku dengar bunyi air mengalir, terasa macam duit aku pulak yang mengalir. hari tu dah suruh Second Landlord call Pakcik Zul (the actual landlord la kan) untuk datang check. tapi sampai sekarang takde apa tindakan yang diambil pun. aku kan hanya penyewa rumah je? bukanlah tanggungjawap aku untuk uruskan ni semua. second landlord yang patut buat. apa-apa pun, bil air makin bulan makin meningkat. what the neraka?!?!

tapi aku tak jadi nak panjat bumbung rumah sebab terlalu panas. tak sampai hati aku nak jadi hitam legam, walaupun pada hakikatnya, aku rasa hussein bolt tu putih sikit lagi dari aku kott....

apa kes?